Are you fucking kidding me.
*slides euclase a bowl of fruit and a dish for the pips*
my parents are out shopping for my nephew’s third birthday. he loves to play catch with his mom and dad, and is particularly fond of football, so my mother is buying him a multi-pack of these little black stickers to put on his cheeks — like what players wear to cut down on glare?
except i think she is secretly hoping he will open them while she is at his birthday party so that she can wear them herself.
Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics
One for Sorrow…Lamp Black, Wolf Grey…The Last Werewolf…yes, this is a DEFINITE reblog.
watching multi-million dollar corporations constantly struggle and fail to make gifs and gifsets that people would actually give a shit about is so interesting
i’m drunk but you’re hot and someday i wont be drunk but hotteness you’rlll still be
why is the death of marat hanging out in the background
because we were good friends and he wanted me to have it
are you ever just really please with your choices of who to follow on tumblr?