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consulting-cannibal:

i’m drunk but you’re hot and someday i wont be drunk but hotteness you’rlll still be

why is the death of marat hanging out in the background

because we were good friends and he wanted me to have it

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are you ever just really please with your choices of who to follow on tumblr?

Dad showing us his dish-washing muscles are simply far too sore for him to help put things away. WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU YA FAKER!!
(Right after this he got up and put away every dish and cleaned the kitchen even though he has been out of town for a week working on a roof by himself and hauling super heavy stuff all alone and is actually super sore and tired and he’s fixing my mom a beer right now and got our show going on Netflix for us and this is the guy that raised me and that is awesome to me.)

Dad showing us his dish-washing muscles are simply far too sore for him to help put things away. WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU YA FAKER!!

(Right after this he got up and put away every dish and cleaned the kitchen even though he has been out of town for a week working on a roof by himself and hauling super heavy stuff all alone and is actually super sore and tired and he’s fixing my mom a beer right now and got our show going on Netflix for us and this is the guy that raised me and that is awesome to me.)

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jennhasablog:

HOW TO WRITE A CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAIL

by jenn bane

you’d be amazed at how many people don’t know how to write customer service emails. that’s OK, no one’s perfect. if you have a problem with a thing you ordered online, here is how to get that problem fixed as quickly as possible. 

let’s say you ordered a yo-yo and it arrived broken.

first, make sure you’re emailing the customer service department and not the CEO of the yo-yo company, although that would be pretty funny.

then write your email as follows:

DO:

  • be concise. use short sentences. no, shorter than that.
  • immediately communicate what you need. “hello, my yo-yo arrived damaged and i’d like to replace it.” (if possible, attach a photo of the damaged yo-yo.)
  • include all relevant information. “i ordered on 9/1/2014 and my order number is 69420.”
  • confirm the shipping address. “if possible, can i have a replacement yo-yo sent to the following address?”
  • format the address correctly. use line-breaks, as if you were writing the address on an envelope yourself. someone might have to copy and paste that shipping address & fixing your mistakes sucks. 
  • say thanks.
  • be patient.

DON’T:

  • bury your lead. say right away what you need and don’t include any unnecessary filler. “hello and good day to you. my name is george, i live in england and i’ve been married thirty years and i’m the proud father to four beautiful boys. it was snowing in the year of 1978 that i ordered your fine product, the yo-yo … “
  • scream at anyone.
  • type in all-caps.
  • write a wall of text. 

now do me a favor: print this out and give it to your parents and grandparents in preparation for the holidays.